160 funny icebreaker questions that are safe for work
160 funny icebreaker questions you can ask with your boss in the room, sorted by the kind of laugh they get. Plus 10 two-minute games and how to land humor in a meeting.
The best funny icebreaker questions are absurd about a situation and kind to the people in the room. That is the whole filter for this list: every one is a funny question to ask people at work that aims at vending machines, cereal and the mute button, never at a person. Pick one, answer it first yourself and keep it to ten seconds each. If you want the plain, get-to-know-you kind, start with our icebreaker questions.
160 funny icebreaker questions, sorted by kind
Seven kinds of funny. Absurd and food questions are the safest start; save the weird ones for a team that already likes each other.
25 absurd hypotheticals
Impossible situations with no right answer. The more seriously someone answers, the funnier it gets.
- 1.If you were a vending machine, what would you dispense?
- 2.If you had to replace your car horn with any sound, what would it be?
- 3.If a cat wrote a review of your home, what would it complain about?
- 4.If you were a flavor of potato chip, which one would you be?
- 5.If you could talk to one household appliance, which one has the best gossip?
- 6.If you had to moonwalk, skip or crab walk everywhere for a day, which one?
- 7.If you were the villain in a kids' movie, what would your harmless evil plan be?
- 8.If aliens asked you to explain one human habit, which would be hardest to explain?
- 9.If something appeared every time you sneezed, what would you want it to be?
- 10.If your shoes could talk at the end of the day, what would they say?
- 11.If a harmless animal had to follow you everywhere for a year, which would you pick?
- 12.If you had to add a ridiculous middle name, what would you choose?
- 13.If you were turned into a houseplant, how long would you survive in your own home?
- 14.If an animal had to do your job for a day, which one would cause the least damage?
- 15.If you could teach pigeons one trick, what would it be?
- 16.If your life had a laugh track, when would it have gone off today?
- 17.If you had to talk like a pirate or a robot for a day, which would you pick?
- 18.If you had a parrot, what's the one phrase it would have learned from you by now?
- 19.If you could put googly eyes on one landmark, which one?
- 20.If the last thing you ate became your only food for a month, how are you feeling?
- 21.If you were a wizard whose spells only worked on kitchen items, what's your first spell?
- 22.If you had to arrive everywhere by unicycle, golf cart or hot air balloon, which one?
- 23.If squirrels started a company, what would it sell?
- 24.If you had to hide a giraffe in your home, where would you put it?
- 25.If a sports announcer narrated one part of your day, which part should it be?
For hypotheticals with a bit more thought in them, see our what if questions.
25 food fights
Low stakes, strong feelings. Ask one, have everyone pick a side, then let one person from each side argue for ten seconds.
- 26.Is cereal a soup?
- 27.Does ketchup belong in the fridge or the cupboard?
- 28.Is it acceptable to eat pizza with a knife and fork?
- 29.Which is the superior potato: mashed, fried, baked or roasted?
- 30.Is the crust the best part of the bread or the part you leave?
- 31.Should fruit ever go in a salad with lettuce?
- 32.Is the corner piece or the middle piece of the brownie better?
- 33.Is it wrong to dip fries in a milkshake?
- 34.Is a muffin just cake for breakfast?
- 35.Should a sandwich be cut diagonally or straight across?
- 36.What's the correct number of pickles on a burger?
- 37.Is cold pizza better than hot pizza?
- 38.Which candy do you leave at the bottom of the bag?
- 39.What's the right way to eat a sandwich cookie: twist, dunk or bite?
- 40.Does ranch go with everything or with nothing?
- 41.Does cilantro taste delicious or like soap?
- 42.Do you eat corn on the cob in rows or in circles?
- 43.Is the best fry the crispy little one at the bottom of the bag?
- 44.What food should never be served at a meeting?
- 45.Which sandwich would you defend in court?
- 46.Which is better: the first bite or the last bite?
- 47.What's the worst thing anyone has reheated in an office microwave?
- 48.Is it a crime to break spaghetti before boiling it?
- 49.Is a wrap a lazy sandwich or a better one?
- 50.What snack is impossible to eat quietly on a call?
Like picking sides? There are more in our this or that questions and would you rather questions.
20 harmless unpopular opinions
Hot takes about things that don't matter. Keep them on movies, seasons and dishwashers, and everyone stays friends.
- 51.What's your most harmless unpopular opinion?
- 52.Which popular movie did you just not get?
- 53.What "classic" song would you happily never hear again?
- 54.Which food that everyone loves do you think is just fine?
- 55.What chore does everyone hate that you secretly enjoy?
- 56.Which season is the most overrated?
- 57.What popular gadget do you refuse to own?
- 58.Which rule of etiquette should be retired?
- 59.Which day of the week doesn't deserve its reputation?
- 60.What does everyone call relaxing that you find stressful?
- 61.Which movie is better than the book it's based on?
- 62.What "life-changing" product changed nothing for you?
- 63.Which animal is cuter in photos than in real life?
- 64.Which sport do you think should be in the Olympics?
- 65.Which holiday decoration goes up too early?
- 66.What kind of vacation sounds exhausting to you?
- 67.Which font do you have strong feelings about?
- 68.Is it ever okay to recline your seat on a plane?
- 69.What's the correct way to load a dishwasher, and who taught you wrong?
- 70.What's the right temperature for an office, and why is everyone else wrong?
30 weird icebreaker questions
Questions nobody has asked you before. Give people five seconds of confused silence. That's the question working.
- 71.What color is Tuesday?
- 72.If numbers had personalities, which one is the rudest?
- 73.What's the strangest thing you find satisfying?
- 74.Which letter of the alphabet would you fire?
- 75.Do you think fish know when it's raining?
- 76.What's the weirdest thing you own on purpose?
- 77.Which month has the worst attitude?
- 78.What would your shadow say about you?
- 79.Which shape do you trust the most?
- 80.What do you think pigeons are planning?
- 81.If your name were a color, what color would it be?
- 82.What do you think clouds taste like?
- 83.Which object in your home do you apologize to when you bump into it?
- 84.What sound does the color yellow make?
- 85.Which is worse: a spoon that's always slightly wet or a pen that's always slightly dry?
- 86.What's the oddest thing you've said out loud to a plant or an appliance?
- 87.Which fruit would make the worst hat?
- 88.Is your week shaped like a line, a circle or a staircase?
- 89.What would the opposite of your job be?
- 90.If silence had a flavor, what would it be?
- 91.What's the least scary thing you're a little bit afraid of?
- 92.What's a completely made-up fact you'd like to be true?
- 93.What do you call the TV remote in your house?
- 94.Which cartoon logic do you wish worked in real life?
- 95.How many balloons would it take to lift your desk? Give a number.
- 96.What would you name a pet rock?
- 97.What's your theory about where the missing socks go?
- 98.What's the most boring superpower you'd still accept?
- 99.What do you have an oddly strong opinion about?
- 100.Which day of the week would win in a race?
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25 funny questions to ask coworkers
Jokes about the job everyone shares: meetings, inboxes, mute buttons. Nobody's work is the punchline.
- 101.What's the best excuse you've heard for being late to a meeting?
- 102.What would your work autobiography be called?
- 103.Which emoji should be banned from work chat?
- 104.What's the funniest typo you've ever seen on a slide?
- 105.How many times have you said "you're on mute" this week?
- 106.If our team were a sitcom, which character would you be?
- 107.If today's meeting were a TV episode, what would the title be?
- 108.What's the strangest thing that has interrupted one of your video calls?
- 109.Which office supply are you most likely to take home by accident?
- 110.What's the most dramatic thing that has ever happened to your lunch at work?
- 111.Which key on your keyboard is the most worn out, and what does that say about you?
- 112.What would a nature documentary narrator say about you at your desk?
- 113.What's the longest you've kept a tab open "to read later"?
- 114.Which meeting phrase would you put on a bingo card first?
- 115.What's the oldest snack in your desk?
- 116.What does your coffee mug say about you?
- 117.What's your signature move when you don't know the answer in a meeting?
- 118.If your inbox were a place, where would it be?
- 119.What's the funniest thing you've seen in a video call background?
- 120.What's the worst file name you've ever saved?
- 121.Which notification sound haunts you?
- 122.What would your desk chair write in your performance review?
- 123.What snack is the unofficial fuel of this team?
- 124.What's your "I'll just quickly" task that always takes two hours?
- 125.Is your computer desktop clean, cluttered or a crime scene?
15 funny holiday icebreaker questions
For the weeks when half the team is already thinking about leftovers. None of them assume which holidays anyone celebrates.
- 126.Which holiday has the best snacks, and which has the worst?
- 127.What's the most questionable costume you've put together at the last minute?
- 128.Which holiday song would you remove from every playlist?
- 129.Which holiday tradition makes no sense when you explain it out loud?
- 130.What's the strangest thing you've received in a gift exchange?
- 131.What's your strategy at a holiday buffet table?
- 132.What's the most over-the-top decoration you've ever seen on a house?
- 133.Which leftover is better than the original meal?
- 134.What's the fastest you've ever given up on a New Year's resolution?
- 135.What's the longest you've left a holiday decoration up?
- 136.Which holiday movie character would be the worst coworker?
- 137.Is your gift wrapping department store, acceptable or crumpled ball?
- 138.What's the most useless gift you'd secretly love to receive?
- 139.What's the worst possible flavor for a seasonal latte?
- 140.What's the best harmless April Fools' prank you've seen?
20 one-liners for big meetings
One-word answers that fifty people can type in the chat at once. Read the best five out loud and start the meeting.
- 141.In one word, what's the worst pizza topping?
- 142.What's the last emoji you used, with no context?
- 143.Which vegetable sounds most like an insult?
- 144.What job would you give a golden retriever?
- 145.What's the funniest word you know?
- 146.What's a three-word office horror story?
- 147.Which animal would be the worst driver?
- 148.What's the worst thing to hear at the start of a meeting?
- 149.What's your villain name, based on the last thing you ate?
- 150.What's the least intimidating animal you can think of?
- 151.What sound does your chair make?
- 152.Which fictional character should run this meeting?
- 153.Which household appliance is the most dramatic?
- 154.What two-word phrase would you put on a doormat?
- 155.What's the best worst movie you've ever seen?
- 156.Which cereal mascot would make the best boss?
- 157.What would you yell if you won a game show?
- 158.What would your pirate name be?
- 159.What noise do you think a giraffe makes?
- 160.What's the collective noun for a group of coworkers?
10 funny icebreaker games that take two minutes
For days when a question isn't enough. No prep, no props beyond what's on the desk, and each one works on a call or in a room.
1. Explain your job badly
Everyone describes their job in one deliberately bad sentence. Type it in the chat or go around the room, and let people guess whose is whose.
Try: "I move rectangles around a screen until people stop emailing me."
2. Worst idea wins
Name a small, real problem and give everyone 60 seconds to pitch the worst possible fix. Vote with reactions. Bad ideas are easier to share than good ones, which is the point.
Try: "How do we make the Monday meeting shorter?"
3. Caption this
Share one odd stock photo or a picture of someone's pet. Everyone types a caption in the chat and the host reads out three favorites.
4. Desk item infomercial
Each person grabs the nearest object and sells it for 15 seconds like a late-night infomercial. Staplers have never sounded so essential.
Try: "But wait, there's more: it also holds paper together."
5. One-word story
Go around the group building a story one word at a time. Stop when it collapses, which usually takes about a minute.
Start with: "Yesterday, our printer..."
6. Fortunately, unfortunately
Tell a story in turns. Each person adds one sentence, and the sentences alternate between starting with "Fortunately" and "Unfortunately".
Start with: "Unfortunately, the Wi-Fi went down during the big demo."
7. Three-emoji weekend
Everyone posts their weekend as exactly three emojis. Pick two or three and have the group guess what happened before the owner explains.
8. Food fight thumb vote
Read one question from the food fights list. On three, everyone shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down at once. One person from the smaller side gets ten seconds to defend it.
Try: "Is cereal a soup?"
9. Rename the meeting
Everyone suggests a movie-style title for this meeting in the chat. The winner becomes the calendar title for next week.
Try: "Budget Review 2: The Spreadsheet Strikes Back."
10. Eyes-closed drawing
Name something simple to draw. Everyone draws it for 30 seconds with their eyes shut, then holds the result up to the camera at the same time.
Try: "A cat riding a skateboard."
How to land humor in a meeting
A funny question can still fall flat. These six habits are the difference between a laugh and a silence.
- Laugh with people, never at one. Aim the joke at something everyone shares: Mondays, mute buttons, the office microwave. Never at a person, an accent, a team or anyone's work.
- Go first. Nobody wants to be the first one to be ridiculous. Give a silly answer yourself and the room has permission.
- Offer an out. "Pass" and "come back to me" are always allowed. A forced laugh costs more than a skipped turn.
- Read the day, not just the room. Skip the funny opener on the day of bad news, a tense review or a deadline that's on fire. Humor lands when people have room for it.
- Keep it short. One question, ten seconds each. A funny opener that runs fifteen minutes stops being funny at minute four.
- Don't rank the answers. Laugh, say thanks and move on. Announcing a "best answer" turns a warm-up into a contest that most people just lost.
What to skip
- Anything about looks, age, weight, dating, drinking, money, religion or politics.
- Questions that make one person the joke in front of the group, including roasts.
- Sarcasm in text. In a chat window it reads as mean.
- Inside jokes that a new hire or a client can't follow.
- Embarrassing-story questions. Let people choose what they share about themselves.
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