150 funny would you rather questions, all clean enough for work
Useless superpowersWould you rather be able to talk to houseplants or understand what pigeons are gossiping about?
These 150 funny would you rather questions are sorted by the kind of funny: useless superpowers, small curses for life, animal chaos, food crimes, office life, tech, time travel, weird jobs and a rapid-fire round. Every one is clean. There are no bodily-function, dating, drinking or looks jokes, so you can read them out at a team meeting, a family dinner or a party.
Want prompts about work itself? Our would you rather questions for work cover jobs and careers, and our this or that questions are the quick two-word version.
15 funny would you rather questions about useless superpowers
Powers that would change your life by about one percent. The debates get oddly serious.
1. Would you rather be able to talk to houseplants or understand what pigeons are gossiping about?
2. Would you rather always pick the fastest checkout line or always find a parking spot right by the door?
3. Would you rather pause time for exactly ten seconds a day or rewind it by three seconds whenever you like?
4. Would you rather turn invisible only when nobody is looking or fly only two inches off the ground?
5. Would you rather read the minds of goldfish or see exactly five seconds into the future?
6. Would you rather have perfect aim with a paper ball or never miss a high five?
7. Would you rather fold a fitted sheet perfectly every time or untangle any knot in one pull?
8. Would you rather control the weather on your own street or change the color of any car you look at?
9. Would you rather have a voice like a movie trailer narrator or a laugh that makes everyone else laugh?
10. Would you rather sense from anywhere in the building when the coffee is fresh or always know when a package is about to arrive?
11. Would you rather make any elevator arrive instantly or turn every traffic light green as you drive up?
12. Would you rather remember every name you ever hear or never lose your keys again?
13. Would you rather breathe underwater, but only in swimming pools, or fly, but only over parking lots?
14. Would you rather charge any phone by tapping it or find the TV remote on your first guess every time?
15. Would you rather know the end of every movie after ten minutes or the words to every song ever written?
15 silly would you rather questions for the rest of your life
Small curses that last forever. Ask people to picture year ten, not day one.
16. Would you rather have every door you open squeak loudly or every chair you sit in spin slowly?
17. Would you rather hear a laugh track after every joke you tell or a dramatic sound effect every time you stand up?
18. Would you rather have every pen you pick up be almost out of ink or every charger be one inch too short?
19. Would you rather always have one shoelace untied or one earbud slightly quieter than the other?
20. Would you rather narrate everything you do in the third person or sing every question you ask?
21. Would you rather have a theme song play when you walk into a room or a tiny drum roll before every sentence?
22. Would you rather have every automatic door wait two seconds before opening or every escalator run slightly too fast?
23. Would you rather have your phone turn one word a day into pineapple or your keyboard swap two letters every Monday?
24. Would you rather have a pigeon in the background of every photo you take or a distant tuba on every video call?
25. Would you rather hear every new email arrive as a goat scream or every notification as a full orchestra?
26. Would you rather walk backward through every doorway or say ta-da every time you sit down?
27. Would you rather have every umbrella flip inside out once or every sandwich fall apart on the last bite?
28. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a marching band that only knows one song or a tour guide who explains your day to strangers?
29. Would you rather never be able to say the word “the” or end every sentence with “probably”?
30. Would you rather dress like you're going to a gala every day or like you're about to climb a mountain?
15 funny would you rather questions about animals
Geese, llamas and one very organized raccoon. Animal questions are the safest laughs in any room.
31. Would you rather be chased by one angry goose or followed everywhere by twenty polite ducks?
32. Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a hamster or a pet hamster the size of a horse?
33. Would you rather have a cat that judges your choices out loud or a dog that narrates your day like a sports commentator?
34. Would you rather ride a giraffe to work or a very slow tortoise with a cup holder?
35. Would you rather have a parrot that repeats your meeting notes or a raccoon that tidies your desk every night?
36. Would you rather have a beaver remodel your kitchen or a woodpecker hang all your pictures?
37. Would you rather have an octopus as your assistant or a golden retriever as your boss?
38. Would you rather have a llama as a roommate or a penguin as your carpool buddy?
39. Would you rather swap places with your pet for a day or have your pet do your job for a day?
40. Would you rather have a koala that naps on your shoulder all day or a kangaroo that carries your laptop in its pouch?
41. Would you rather be the slowest cheetah in the world or the fastest sloth?
42. Would you rather own a horse that only gallops to disco music or a goat that only eats your paperwork?
43. Would you rather adopt a hedgehog that loves hugs or a snail that hates being late?
44. Would you rather lose a puzzle contest to a crow or a footrace to a chicken?
45. Would you rather have a herd of alpacas join every walk you take or an owl that hoots whenever you say something wise?
15 funny food would you rather questions
Food crimes and kitchen curses. People defend breakfast choices with real passion.
46. Would you rather put mustard on ice cream or ketchup on pancakes?
47. Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or a sandwich with jam and pickles?
48. Would you rather have every pizza you order cut into squares or every sandwich cut into tiny triangles?
49. Would you rather eat soup with a fork or spaghetti with a spoon for a whole week?
50. Would you rather have every hot cocoa be too hot to sip or every iced coffee be mostly ice?
51. Would you rather have your toast always land jam side down or your cookies always break in the bag?
52. Would you rather have a fridge that tells a bad joke every time you open it or a toaster that cheers when the toast pops?
53. Would you rather live in a gingerbread house during a rainstorm or a cheese house in a heat wave?
54. Would you rather always get the ice cream cone that drips right away or the popcorn bag that's half kernels?
55. Would you rather season everything with cinnamon or everything with hot sauce for a year?
56. Would you rather have every grocery bag split at the front door or every egg carton hide one cracked egg?
57. Would you rather be a world-famous chef who can only cook eggs or an average cook who can make anything?
58. Would you rather have pasta that never gets cold or ice cream that never melts?
59. Would you rather have a waiter who sings your order back as an opera or one who describes every dish like a mystery novel?
60. Would you rather say bon appétit before every bite or applaud the chef after every meal, even at home?
How to play would you rather with a group
Four steps that turn a list into a game, plus quick versions for meetings, video calls and chat.
- Read it, then everyone votes at once. Hold up one finger for the first option and two for the second, or react in the chat. Voting together means nobody waits to see what the boss picks.
- One defender per side, 15 seconds each. Ask a volunteer from each side to argue their pick. The best case wins the round, not the bigger side.
- Re-vote and ask who switched. Anyone who changed sides explains what got them. This is usually where the biggest laughs come from.
- Add a twist when a prompt lands. Pick a twist from the list below and ask the same question again. One good prompt can carry three rounds.
Quick versions
- Five-minute meeting opener: three prompts from one set, vote in the chat, one defender for each side, then start the agenda.
- On Zoom or Teams: share the picker on screen and vote with reactions, or use the built-in poll for a running tally.
- In a group chat or Slack channel: post one prompt a day with two emoji reactions to vote, and pin the closest result on Friday.
- Minority wins: everyone on the smaller side scores a point. Play ten prompts and the most contrarian person takes the round.
- Big groups: ask everyone to stand on one side of the room for each option, then interview one person from each side.
8 twists to keep a good one going
- Same question, but you can't tell anyone why for one full minute.
- Same question, but your choice starts tomorrow morning and lasts a year.
- Same question, but the whole team has to live with the majority pick.
- Same question, but it only happens on Mondays.
- Same question, but you get to rename the side you didn't pick.
- Same question, but times ten: ten geese, ten tubas, ten years.
- Same question, but you have to explain your pick in exactly three words.
- Same question, but your answer becomes the team mascot for a week.
20 fun would you rather questions about office life
Meetings, printers and reply-all, with nobody in the room as the punchline.
61. Would you rather end every meeting with a team chant or start every meeting with a two-minute dance break?
62. Would you rather have a printer that only works when you compliment it or a coffee machine that only works when you sing to it?
63. Would you rather accidentally reply-all with your grocery list or send the whole team a calendar invite for your nap?
64. Would you rather work at a desk that slowly rotates all day or in a chair that honks when you lean back?
65. Would you rather have every email signature end with a random fun fact or every subject line rhyme?
66. Would you rather lead a meeting in a pirate accent or present a whole slide deck using only emojis?
67. Would you rather get feedback from the office plants or have the stapler write your review?
68. Would you rather have a desk at the top of a slide or a cubicle inside a giant snow globe?
69. Would you rather have every meeting room be a ball pit or every hallway be a moving walkway?
70. Would you rather have a microwave that plays elevator music while it heats or an elevator that beeps like a microwave at every floor?
71. Would you rather open every meeting with a magic trick or end every update with a bow?
72. Would you rather name every file after a dinosaur or every meeting after a breakfast food?
73. Would you rather share a desk with a very polite ghost or a very loud tap dancer?
74. Would you rather have a red carpet rolled out every time you arrive or a confetti cannon go off every time you hit send?
75. Would you rather hold every all-hands on a roller coaster or in a hot air balloon?
76. Would you rather have the office printer print everything in Comic Sans or the projector flip every slide upside down?
77. Would you rather run every meeting like a cooking show or like a nature documentary?
78. Would you rather have a dress code of pajamas forever or full suits of armor on Fridays?
79. Would you rather have sticky notes that write themselves or a whiteboard that erases anything you didn't finish?
80. Would you rather have polka music during every fire drill or heavy metal in every elevator?
15 funny would you rather questions about tech and the internet
Wi-Fi, chargers and video calls: the daily annoyances everyone shares.
81. Would you rather have autocorrect turn every “OK” into “okey-dokey” or every “thanks” into “thank you from the bottom of my heart”?
82. Would you rather have perfect Wi-Fi, but only inside your closet, or slow Wi-Fi everywhere?
83. Would you rather wear a cowboy hat filter on every video call or have a submarine background you can never change?
84. Would you rather have every new password rejected three times or every captcha ask you to find ducks?
85. Would you rather have a smart speaker that answers every question with a riddle or with tomorrow's weather?
86. Would you rather have a phone with a month of battery and a screen the size of a stamp or a huge screen that lasts an hour?
87. Would you rather send every message by fax or every photo by carrier pigeon?
88. Would you rather have every app update move all your buttons or every website ask about cookies twice?
89. Would you rather be unbeatable at one arcade game from 1985 or average at every game made since?
90. Would you rather have a ringtone that's a duck quack you can't change or a vibration that rattles the whole table?
91. Would you rather type everything with one finger or use voice typing in a crowded train?
92. Would you rather have a robot vacuum that follows you around like a puppy or a smart fridge that orders forty lemons every week?
93. Would you rather talk only in GIFs or only in voice memos for a week?
94. Would you rather have a computer mouse that scurries away when you reach for it or a keyboard that types every word in a new font?
95. Would you rather lose the internet for five minutes every day at noon or have every page load after a two-second dramatic pause?
15 funny would you rather questions about time travel and history
Bring a stapler to ancient Rome. Good for groups that like to argue the details.
96. Would you rather visit the dinosaurs for one hour or the year 3000 for one minute?
97. Would you rather invent the wheel and get no credit or invent sliced bread and get all of it?
98. Would you rather be a knight with a very nervous horse or a pirate with a seasick parrot?
99. Would you rather explain smartphones to a medieval village or fax machines to someone from the year 2200?
100. Would you rather travel back in time, but only on Tuesdays, or forward in time, but only by one week?
101. Would you rather bring a stapler to ancient Rome or a flashlight to the Stone Age?
102. Would you rather be a cave painter whose art lasts forever or a sandcastle builder whose art lasts an hour?
103. Would you rather teach a Viking to use a self-checkout or a Roman gladiator to use a revolving door?
104. Would you rather live in a time before elevators or a time before zippers?
105. Would you rather spend a year in the 1970s with disco playing everywhere or in the 1920s with jazz on every corner?
106. Would you rather be a medieval king's IT support or a pharaoh's event planner?
107. Would you rather be the first person ever to taste chocolate or the first person ever to hear music?
108. Would you rather be a town crier who shouts the news or a lighthouse keeper whose only company is seagulls?
109. Would you rather accidentally bring a dinosaur back to today or accidentally leave your phone in the Middle Ages?
110. Would you rather have every history class taught by puppets or every museum tour led by a time traveler who keeps mixing up the dates?
20 good would you rather questions about weird jobs and odd choices
Strange careers and impossible picks. These get the longest defenses.
111. Would you rather be a professional pillow tester or a professional bubble wrap popper?
112. Would you rather be famous for one perfect paper airplane or for inventing a brand new knock-knock joke?
113. Would you rather live in a treehouse with no stairs or an igloo with central heating?
114. Would you rather win a lifetime supply of rubber ducks or one giant inflatable flamingo?
115. Would you rather work as a mascot in a giant foam costume all summer or as a human statue in a park all winter?
116. Would you rather be a superhero whose only power is perfect parallel parking or a villain whose only plan is unplugging toasters?
117. Would you rather be the voice of a GPS that's always lost or the host of a game show nobody understands?
118. Would you rather live on a houseboat that drifts somewhere new every night or in a tiny house on wheels you can't steer?
119. Would you rather be the best kazoo player on Earth or the world's most average opera singer?
120. Would you rather drive a car that only goes in reverse or ride a bike with square wheels?
121. Would you rather own a closet full of capes or a drawer full of top hats?
122. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or on a long train ride with a magician who won't stop doing card tricks?
123. Would you rather name nail polish colors for a living or write fortune cookie messages?
124. Would you rather live next door to a rooster or a drummer who practices at 6 a.m.?
125. Would you rather have every staircase play piano notes as you climb or every sidewalk light up like a dance floor as you walk?
126. Would you rather live in a world where everything is bouncy or a world where everything is a little bit sticky?
127. Would you rather win an argument with a toddler or a staring contest with a cat?
128. Would you rather get a standing ovation every time you empty the dishwasher or a medal every time you water your plants?
129. Would you rather run a lemonade stand that only takes compliments or a bakery that only takes riddles?
130. Would you rather wear roller skates indoors forever or swim flippers every Friday?
20 short would you rather questions for a rapid-fire round
Quick picks with no time to think. Read them fast and take a show of hands.
131. Would you rather be a llama or a lighthouse?
132. Would you rather surf a wave of jelly or ski a hill of whipped cream?
133. Would you rather own the moon or own a volcano?
134. Would you rather ride a narwhal or a hot dog blimp?
135. Would you rather be a sock puppet or a garden gnome?
136. Would you rather live in a giant seashell or a hollow pumpkin?
137. Would you rather have a jetpack or a personal submarine?
138. Would you rather be an ice sculptor or a bubble artist?
139. Would you rather befriend a dust bunny or adopt a sock monster?
140. Would you rather have a castle made of pillows or a fort made of pancakes?
141. Would you rather own a robot butler or a magic carpet?
142. Would you rather have a pet cloud or a pet tornado?
143. Would you rather juggle water balloons or spin ten plates at once?
144. Would you rather be a disco ball or a lava lamp?
145. Would you rather be a time-traveling plumber or a space-traveling baker?
146. Would you rather swim in pudding or jump into a pool of foam?
147. Would you rather be a superhero's sidekick or a villain's nervous intern?
148. Would you rather commute by zip line or by pogo stick?
149. Would you rather explore a candy cave or a moon made of cheese?
150. Would you rather be a talking teapot or a dancing broom?
For a seasonal round, our Christmas questions have 25 holiday would you rathers, and the Halloween this or that list covers October. Want more games built on questions? See our question games and funny icebreaker questions.
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