What are some funny this or that questions?

Funny ones pair two silly options that are both a little bad or both a little great, like “Spaghetti with chopsticks or soup with a fork?” or “Lose one sock in every load or find a stranger's sock in every load?” This page has 100 in five sets: food fights, office life, tiny dilemmas, superpowers and rapid fire.

What are good funny this or that questions for work?

Pick ones about the work everyone shares, never about a person, like “A meeting that could have been an email or an email that should have been a meeting?” or “A theme song when you join a call or a laugh track when you make a joke?” The office life set has 20 like these.

How do you play this or that in a team meeting?

Read a pair, have everyone pick at once (a side of the room, a hand, or 1 or 2 in chat), then let one person from the smaller side defend it. Plan on about 15 pairs in 10 minutes as a quick vote, or 8 with a defense each.

How do you play this or that on Zoom or Teams?

Share the picker on this page, read the card aloud and have everyone type 1 or 2 in chat at the same moment, or use a meeting poll. Spotlight one person from each side, then press Next pair.

Are these this or that questions safe for work?

Yes. Every pair is absurd but clean: no drinking, money, dating, looks, religion or politics, and nothing that puts one person on the spot. Let anyone pass, and save the superpower set for a team that already knows each other.

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100 funny this or that questions for work and team meetings

Funny this or that questions pair two silly options, like spaghetti with chopsticks or soup with a fork, and everyone picks one side at the same moment. Here are 100 clean ones for work in five sets. Tap the picker for a random pair to share on screen.

KraftyLab TeamUpdated Nov 20268 min read

See all 100 questions or have a host run a game show

Food fightsA pizza with every topping or a pizza with no cheese?

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Coworkers in a sunny office lounge laugh and raise their hands to vote during a quick game.

Read a pair, everyone picks at once by moving, voting in a poll or typing 1 or 2 in chat, and one person from the smaller side defends it. As a quick vote you get through about 15 pairs in 10 minutes; with a defense each, about 8. Every pair is absurd but clean for work: no drinking, money, dating or looks, and the jokes are about situations, never about a person.

20 funny food this or that questions

The easiest opener there is. Everyone eats, and everyone has one food opinion they will defend forever.

1. A pizza with every topping or a pizza with no cheese?
2. Spaghetti with chopsticks or soup with a fork?
3. Cold pizza forever or warm salad forever?
4. Sandwiches cut into triangles or rectangles?
5. A taco that falls apart or a burrito that leaks?
6. Breakfast for dinner every night or dinner for breakfast every morning?
7. Unlimited free tacos or unlimited free dumplings?
8. Pickles on pizza or peanut butter on a burger?
9. Ice cream that never melts or popcorn that never goes stale?
10. A fridge that restocks itself or an oven that cleans itself?
11. Every pizza arrives square or every bagel arrives without a hole?
12. Only eat with a spork or only sip through a curly straw?
13. Toast that always lands butter side up or coffee that never spills?
14. A bottomless bowl of fries or a bottomless bowl of guacamole?
15. Hot sauce on everything or ranch on everything?
16. A sandwich the size of your head or 30 tiny sandwiches?
17. Soup for breakfast or cereal for dinner?
18. Dessert first at every meal or a surprise dessert at random times?
19. Forget your packed lunch at home or find someone ate it by mistake?
20. Every snack comes in a bag that won't open or a bag that won't reseal?

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20 funny this or that questions for work

Jokes about the work we all share, never about a person. Good for a weekly team meeting.

21. A meeting that could have been an email or an email that should have been a meeting?
22. Reply all by accident or talk on mute for a whole update?
23. Your video freezes mid-laugh or your mic catches the microwave beeping?
24. A desk chair that squeaks or a desk that wobbles?
25. A printer that jams once a day or one that prints everything twice?
26. An office plant that talks or a coffee machine that gives compliments?
27. Name the Wi-Fi network or name the conference rooms?
28. Talk only in GIFs for a day or only in emoji?
29. A surprise laptop update mid-demo or sharing the wrong window?
30. 1,000 unread emails or 1,000 files on your desktop?
31. Present right after a great demo or right before lunch?
32. A standing desk that rises on its own or a chair that sinks on its own?
33. A theme song when you join a call or a laugh track when you make a joke?
34. Sticky notes on every surface or 47 browser tabs open?
35. A cat that walks across your keyboard or a dog that barks at every delivery?
36. Be the one who microwaves fish or the one who burns the popcorn?
37. A keyboard that clacks like a typewriter or a mouse that squeaks like a toy?
38. Refill the stapler forever or refill the paper tray forever?
39. An out-of-office reply written by a poet or by a pirate?
40. Every meeting is a walking meeting or every meeting is a standing meeting?

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20 funny this or that questions about tiny dilemmas

Small, everyday annoyances. The debates run long because everyone has lived both sides.

41. A slow walker in front of you or a fast walker right behind you?
42. Always hit every red light or always pick the slowest checkout line?
43. Never find the end of the tape or never find the lid that fits?
44. Every pen you grab is out of ink or every pencil is broken?
45. Earbuds that always tangle or one earbud that is always quieter?
46. An umbrella that flips inside out or forgetting it on the one rainy day?
47. Push a door that says pull or wave back at someone waving behind you?
48. Lose one sock in every load or find a stranger's sock in every load?
49. Autocorrect turns meeting into eating or thanks into tanks?
50. Every chair you sit in spins or every chair wobbles?
51. A phone at 2 percent with a charger or 100 percent with no charger?
52. Know how every show ends or never get to finish one?
53. Wake up every day with a song stuck in your head or a random fact?
54. An elevator that stops at every floor or a revolving door that spins too fast?
55. Forget a password every week or forget where you parked every week?
56. A fitted sheet you can never fold or a puzzle box missing one piece?
57. Your phone always at 1 percent volume or always at full blast?
58. A shopping cart with one stuck wheel or a vending machine that keeps your snack?
59. Say you too when a server says enjoy your meal or laugh at a joke you didn't hear?
60. A tiny squeak in your shoe or a tiny buzz in your desk lamp?

15 funny superpower this or that questions

Superpowers with a catch. People love explaining how they would make a terrible power work.

61. Teleport, but only 10 feet, or fly, but only 2 feet off the ground?
62. Read the minds of pets only or talk with houseplants?
63. Skip any boring part of the day like an ad or replay any great part like a song?
64. Fold any laundry with a snap or find any lost item with a snap?
65. Super speed only while walking backward or flight only while singing?
66. Speak every language but only in a whisper or one language in a booming voice?
67. Summon any snack or summon any song?
68. Make every meeting end on time or make every line move faster?
69. Control the weather in your yard or the thermostat in every office?
70. Undo one sent message a day or unsee one thing a day?
71. Know the ending of every movie or the answer to every trivia question?
72. Shrink to the size of a mouse or grow as tall as a giraffe, once a day?
73. A sidekick parrot that repeats everything or a sidekick robot that beeps a lot?
74. Always find a parking spot or never wait on hold again?
75. Turn invisible only when nobody is looking or glow in the dark whenever you laugh?

25 rapid fire funny this or that questions

Quick picks with no explaining allowed. Read them fast and let the room shout or type the answer.

76. Cape or jetpack?
77. Pirate or astronaut?
78. Robot butler or pet dragon?
79. Talking dog or singing cat?
80. Hoverboard or roller skates?
81. Bubble wrap or slime?
82. Treehouse or underground lair?
83. Sock puppets or finger puppets?
84. Clown car or bouncy castle?
85. Unicorn or yeti?
86. Moon base or underwater hotel?
87. Kazoo or tambourine?
88. Disco ball or bubble machine?
89. Penguin or sloth?
90. Ninja or wizard?
91. Rubber duck or whoopee cushion?
92. Spaceship or time machine?
93. Pancake stack or waffle tower?
94. Pogo stick or unicycle?
95. Llama or alpaca?
96. Snow cone or cotton candy?
97. Mime or ventriloquist?
98. Trampoline floor or ball pit office?
99. Bagpipes or accordion?
100. Haunted castle or abandoned lighthouse?

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How to play funny this or that at work

Four steps, three ways to vote, and one line for each setting.

Pick a set for the room. Food fights for a new team, office life for people who share the same meetings, rapid fire when you have two minutes.
Read both options, then count to three. Everyone picks at the same moment, so nobody waits to see where the manager lands.
Ask the smaller side to defend it. One person, 20 seconds. The weirdest answer usually wins the room.
Keep it moving. As a quick vote you get through about 15 pairs in 10 minutes; with one defense per side, about 8. Rapid fire runs 25 in five.

Poll, move or chat

Poll: paste the pair into a Zoom, Teams or Slack poll and reveal the split before anyone explains.
Move: in the office, the left wall is this and the right wall is that. Whoever stands alone gets the floor.
Chat: on video, everyone types 1 or 2 at the same moment, then the host reads the count.

In the office, hybrid or on video

In the office: move to a side of the room, or hold up one or two fingers if people would rather stay seated.
Hybrid: the room votes with hands, the call types in chat, and the host reads both counts at once.
On video: share the picker, read the card, and give the chat three seconds before anyone defends a pick.
In a team channel: post one pair a day as a poll. Friday is a good day for the strangest one.

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