150 humorous survey questions and fun poll questions for work

Funny, work-safe questions with the answers already written. Copy one into a chat poll in two seconds.

KraftyLab TeamUpdated 11 min read

These humorous survey questions come with their answer options, so you never have to invent a funny fourth choice on the spot. Each Copy button copies the question and its lettered answers, ready for Slack, Teams, Zoom or a slide. Every question is safe for a company-wide channel: nothing personal, nothing that puts anyone on the spot.

150 humorous survey questions and fun polls

Grouped by topic. Multiple choice, this or that, 1 to 5 scales and one-word answers are mixed through every group.

Funny survey questions about work life

Meetings, inboxes and desk habits. Safe to send to the whole company.

  1. What's the most overused phrase in our meetings?

    • Let's circle back
    • Quick question
    • Can everyone see my screen?
    • You're on mute
  2. Which office supply are you?

    • Stapler: holds it all together
    • Highlighter: spots what matters
    • Sticky note: everywhere at once
    • Paper clip: small but clutch
  3. How organized is your computer desktop right now?

    • 1 = An icon avalanche
    • 5 = Two folders, both labeled
  4. Describe your commute in one word, even if it's ten steps long.

    Open answer, one word
  5. Would you rather have one 2-hour meeting or four 30-minute meetings?

    • One long meeting
    • Four short ones
  6. What's the best way to end a meeting?

    • Clear next steps
    • Five minutes early
    • A quick round of thanks
    • Just ending it, honestly
  7. Which email sign-off are you?

    • Best,
    • Thanks!
    • Cheers,
    • Sent from my phone
  8. What gets you through the 3 p.m. slump?

    • A walk
    • A snack
    • Music
    • Pretending it isn't happening
  9. What's your file-naming style?

    • Date first, always
    • final_v2_REAL
    • Whatever the default was
    • I just search for it
  10. What's the best part of a Monday?

    • A fresh to-do list
    • Weekend stories
    • The first coffee
    • Nothing, but I'm here
  11. Pick a one-word motto for our team.

    Open answer, one word
  12. Would you rather present to 200 people or write a 20-page report?

    • Present to 200
    • Write the report
  13. Which superpower would help you most at work?

    • Pause time
    • Read every email instantly
    • Be in two meetings at once
    • Find any file in one second
  14. What's your desk's main personality?

    • Minimalist
    • Organized chaos
    • Snack station
    • Plant shop
  15. How close to inbox zero are you?

    • 1 = Thousands unread
    • 5 = Inbox zero
  16. What's your note-taking style?

    • Paper notebook
    • Notes app
    • Sticky notes everywhere
    • I'll remember (I won't)
  17. If our team were a sport, which would it be?

    • Relay race: smooth handoffs
    • Soccer: lots of passing
    • Rowing: all in sync
    • Curling: lots of careful sweeping
  18. Morning meetings or afternoon meetings?

    • Mornings
    • Afternoons
  19. Which meeting role do you play most?

    • The note-taker
    • The question-asker
    • The timekeeper
    • The camera-off listener
  20. Name a skill you picked up on the job.

    Open answer, one word
  21. What's the most satisfying work task?

    • Crossing off a to-do
    • Fixing a bug
    • Clearing the inbox
    • A spreadsheet that balances
  22. What do you do when a meeting runs over?

    • Stay till the end
    • Politely drop off
    • Start lunch, camera off
    • Quietly suffer

Fun food poll questions

Low stakes, high opinions. Every team has a pizza debate waiting to happen.

  1. Who gets the last donut in the break room?

    • Whoever got in first
    • Whoever needs it most
    • Cut it into tiny pieces
    • Nobody, it stays there forever
  2. Pizza crust: thin or deep dish?

    • Thin
    • Deep dish
  3. Which condiment could you not live without?

    • Ketchup
    • Mustard
    • Hot sauce
    • Mayo
  4. How strong do you like your coffee or tea?

    • 1 = Barely there
    • 5 = Rocket fuel
  5. Describe your ideal lunch in one word.

    Open answer, one word
  6. What's the best team lunch order?

    • Pizza
    • Tacos
    • Sushi
    • A sandwich platter
  7. Breakfast for dinner?

    • Yes, any night
    • Breakfast stays at breakfast
  8. Which dessert wins the potluck?

    • Brownies
    • Cookies
    • Fruit salad
    • Cheesecake
  9. How do you like your fries?

    • Thin and crispy
    • Thick-cut
    • Curly
    • Waffle
  10. Toast: cut straight or diagonally?

    • Straight
    • Diagonally
  11. What's your go-to comfort food?

    • Pasta
    • Soup
    • Grilled cheese
    • Pizza
  12. Which breakfast are you?

    • Cereal
    • Eggs any style
    • Toast
    • Coffee counts as breakfast
  13. How adventurous are you with new foods?

    • 1 = I know what I like
    • 5 = I'll try anything once
  14. What should every office kitchen have?

    • A good toaster
    • Sparkling water
    • Real plates
    • A snack drawer
  15. Name a food you think is overrated.

    Open answer, one word
  16. What's the best way to reheat leftover pizza?

    • Oven
    • Microwave
    • Frying pan
    • Cold is best
  17. How do you eat a cookie?

    • In one go
    • Dunked
    • Slowly, in small bites
    • Broken in half to share
  18. Lunch at your desk or away from it?

    • At my desk
    • Away from it
  19. What's the ideal sandwich bread?

    • Sourdough
    • Whole wheat
    • Ciabatta
    • A wrap, technically
  20. Which snack is hiding in your desk drawer?

    • Chocolate
    • Chips
    • Granola bars
    • Nothing, I already ate it

Weird and wonderful hypotheticals

The questions that get the most replies, because there is no wrong answer.

  1. If your job had a theme song, what would it sound like?

    • An action movie score
    • Elevator music
    • A cooking show jingle
    • A nature documentary soundtrack
  2. If you could swap one meeting for an activity, what would it be?

    • A walk
    • A nap
    • A puzzle
    • Karaoke
  3. Which animal matches your work style?

    • Golden retriever: happy to help anyone
    • Owl: thinks before speaking
    • Beaver: always building something
    • Cat: does great work alone
  4. Would you rather have a talking stapler or a printer that never jams?

    • Talking stapler
    • Never-jam printer
  5. Which font are you?

    • Times New Roman: a classic
    • Comic Sans: fun at parties
    • Helvetica: clean and calm
    • Wingdings: a mystery
  6. Pick a name for our team podcast.

    • Off Mute
    • Next Steps
    • The Parking Lot
    • Agenda Optional
  7. If the coffee machine could talk, what would it say?

    • Not again
    • You're welcome
    • Please clean me
    • It's decaf, sorry
  8. Which job would you try for one day?

    • Zookeeper
    • Astronaut
    • Chocolate tester
    • Lighthouse keeper
  9. Would you rather work at a hammock desk or on a swing chair?

    • Hammock desk
    • Swing chair
  10. If a robot assistant could do one thing for you, what would it be?

    • Schedule meetings
    • Answer email
    • Make coffee
    • Water the plants
  11. If our team were a movie genre, what would it be?

    Open answer, one word
  12. You're stranded on a desert island with one office item. Which one?

    • Stapler
    • Whiteboard
    • Laptop with no Wi-Fi
    • The good scissors
  13. What would you take an unlimited supply of?

    • Snacks
    • Sticky notes
    • Free time
    • Phone battery
  14. How long could you last without your phone?

    • 1 = Not an hour
    • 5 = A week, easily
  15. If you could time travel for one day, where would you go?

    • The dinosaur era
    • Ancient Egypt
    • 100 years in the future
    • Last Friday, to finish that task
  16. Which made-up place would you visit for a weekend?

    • A wizard school
    • A city on the moon
    • A candy factory
    • An underwater town
  17. Would you rather work four long days or five short ones?

    • Four long days
    • Five short days
  18. Name your pet dragon.

    Open answer, one word
  19. Which chore would you hand to a robot first?

    • Laundry
    • Dishes
    • Vacuuming
    • Folding fitted sheets
  20. If you could instantly master one skill, which would it be?

    • Cooking
    • An instrument
    • Juggling
    • Public speaking

Remote work poll questions

For teams that mostly see each other in little boxes.

  1. What's your work-from-home uniform?

    • Business on top
    • Full sweatpants
    • Dressed like I'm going in
    • Whatever is clean
  2. Who's the most frequent guest star on your video calls?

    • My pet
    • A delivery person
    • Someone I live with
    • My own frozen face
  3. Where do you like to work when you're not at your desk?

    • The kitchen table
    • The couch
    • A cafe
    • Outside, weather allowing
  4. How good is your video call background?

    • 1 = Laundry pile
    • 5 = Magazine-worthy
  5. Camera on or camera off for a quick check-in?

    • Camera on
    • Camera off
  6. Describe your home office in one word.

    Open answer, one word
  7. What's the most common video call problem?

    • Frozen screen
    • Echo
    • Talking while muted
    • The wrong link
  8. How do you start your remote workday?

    • Walk to the coffee maker
    • Check messages in bed
    • A short walk outside
    • Straight into the first call
  9. What's the best remote work perk?

    • No commute
    • Your own kitchen
    • Pets nearby
    • Quiet focus time
  10. How often do you say “you're on mute”?

    • Never
    • Weekly
    • Daily
    • It's my catchphrase
  11. What's your status emoji most of the time?

    • Coffee cup
    • Headphones
    • Calendar
    • Palm tree
  12. On a call: mute when not talking, or stay unmuted?

    • Always mute
    • Stay unmuted
  13. What's on your desk besides your computer?

    • A mug
    • A plant
    • Snacks
    • A pet
  14. How many times do you check messages before 9 a.m.?

    • Zero
    • Once
    • A few
    • Lost count
  15. What's your houseplant's name, or what would it be?

    Open answer, one word
  16. Which remote ritual should our team try?

    • Virtual coffee breaks
    • Show-and-tell Fridays
    • A music sharing thread
    • Pet roll call
  17. How strong is your Wi-Fi today?

    • 1 = Buffering
    • 5 = Lightning fast
  18. What's the best background sound for focus?

    • Silence
    • Lo-fi music
    • Rain sounds
    • A busy cafe playlist

Get to know you survey questions

Light enough for a new team, interesting enough to start a thread.

  1. What's your ideal weekend?

    • Outdoors
    • Couch and a show
    • Trying a new restaurant
    • Projects around the house
  2. Describe your perfect day off in one word.

    Open answer, one word
  3. What's your Sunday evening like?

    • Planning the week
    • Cooking something big
    • Total couch mode
    • Out with friends
  4. What kind of book do you reach for?

    • Mystery
    • Sci-fi or fantasy
    • Biography
    • I'm more of a podcast person
  5. Which hidden talent do you have?

    • Cooking
    • Singing
    • Drawing
    • Something nobody would guess
  6. Live music or a good playlist at home?

    • Live music
    • Playlist at home
  7. How much of a planner are you?

    • 1 = I wing it
    • 5 = Color-coded calendar
  8. Where do you get your best ideas?

    • In the shower
    • On a walk
    • Right before sleep
    • In meetings, surprisingly
  9. Which hobby would you pick up if you had the time?

    • Painting
    • Gardening
    • An instrument
    • Baking
  10. What's one word your friends would use to describe you?

    Open answer, one word
  11. What do you listen to while you work?

    • Pop
    • Classical
    • Podcasts
    • Silence
  12. What's your move after finishing a big task?

    • A small desk dance
    • A snack
    • Telling someone right away
    • Straight on to the next one
  13. What's your pick for a movie night in?

    • Comedy
    • Action
    • Documentary
    • Animated
  14. How competitive are you at board games?

    • 1 = Just here for fun
    • 5 = I've read the rulebook twice
  15. What would you most like to learn?

    • A new language
    • A new cuisine
    • To code
    • A new sport
  16. Describe your morning routine in one word.

    Open answer, one word
  17. Which season does your calendar feel like right now?

    • Spring: lots of new things
    • Summer: steady and bright
    • Fall: harvest time
    • Winter: hibernating
  18. What's your phone battery usually at?

    • Above 80%
    • Around 50%
    • Under 20%
    • Living dangerously at 2%
  19. Which kind of trip sounds best?

    • A road trip
    • A city weekend
    • A week somewhere quiet
    • Staying home, happily
  20. In one word, what kind of music gets you moving?

    Open answer, one word

Want questions without answer options, one a day? Our question of the day tool picks one for the whole team.

Seasonal and holiday poll questions

Fall, winter, spring and summer, plus the year-end party.

  1. What's the best part of fall?

    • Cozy sweaters
    • The leaves changing
    • Apple picking
    • Soup season
  2. Fall flavor: pumpkin or maple?

    • Pumpkin
    • Maple
  3. What's the best Halloween candy?

    • Chocolate bars
    • Sour candy
    • Candy corn
    • Caramels
  4. What's the best group costume theme for our team?

    • Office supplies
    • Board game pieces
    • Famous duos
    • The weather forecast
  5. Describe the perfect fall weekend in one word.

    Open answer, one word
  6. What's the best Thanksgiving side dish?

    • Mashed potatoes
    • Stuffing
    • Mac and cheese
    • Green bean casserole
  7. What's your winter survival strategy?

    • Blankets
    • Hot cocoa
    • Embrace the snow
    • Pretend it's summer
  8. What's the best part of the holiday season?

    • Time off
    • The food
    • Lights and decorations
    • Time with people you like
  9. When is it OK to start playing holiday music?

    • The day after Halloween
    • The day after Thanksgiving
    • December 1
    • It's never too early
  10. Sum up your year in one word.

    Open answer, one word
  11. What's your gift-wrapping style?

    • Perfect corners
    • Gift bags only
    • Lots of tape
    • Whatever paper is left
  12. Holiday decorations: up early or last minute?

    • Up early
    • Last minute
  13. What's the best summer lunch?

    • A picnic outside
    • Ice cream for lunch
    • Anything off the grill
    • Something cold from the fridge
  14. What's the best summer activity?

    • Swimming
    • Hiking
    • Grilling
    • Long evenings outside
  15. How ready are you for spring cleaning?

    • 1 = Hiding from it
    • 5 = Drawers already labeled
  16. How should you spend the first warm day of the year?

    • Lunch outside
    • A long walk
    • Open every window
    • Gardening
  17. What's your New Year's resolution track record?

    • Kept every one
    • Made it to February
    • Made it a week
    • I don't make them
  18. Which activity should we add to the holiday party?

    • Trivia
    • A gift exchange
    • Cookie decorating
    • An ugly sweater contest

Quick polls for Slack or Teams

Funny polls short enough to answer with one emoji reaction while you wait for a file to load.

  1. Friday afternoon: wind down or power through?

    • Wind down
    • Power through
  2. Best day of the week?

    • Monday
    • Wednesday
    • Friday
    • Saturday, obviously
  3. Reply-all: helpful or hazard?

    • Helpful
    • Hazard
  4. How's your week going, as weather?

    • Sunny
    • Partly cloudy
    • Stormy
    • Full hurricane
  5. Notification badges: on or all off?

    • On
    • All off
  6. Meeting notes: shared doc or your own?

    • Shared doc
    • My own notes
  7. Two monitors or one big one?

    • Two monitors
    • One big one
  8. Lunch plans today?

    • Brought it
    • Ordering in
    • Going out
    • Snacks count
  9. To-do list: paper or app?

    • Paper
    • App
  10. Energy level right now?

    • 1 = Low power mode
    • 5 = Fully charged
  11. GIFs in work chat?

    • Yes, always
    • Keep it to words
  12. Best length for a standup?

    • 5 minutes
    • 10 minutes
    • 15 minutes
    • Standing is optional
  13. Headphones in or office chatter?

    • Headphones in
    • Bring on the chatter
  14. How do you say “GIF”?

    • Hard G, like gift
    • Soft G, like giraffe
    • I just say “the funny picture”
  15. Afternoon break: coffee or a walk?

    • Coffee
    • A walk
  16. Rate today's meetings.

    • Productive
    • Fine
    • Could have been an email
    • What meetings?
  17. Inbox or calendar: which one is winning today?

    • Inbox
    • Calendar
  18. Biggest distraction today?

    • Notifications
    • Noise
    • Snacks
    • The weather outside

All-hands opener polls

Run one live in the first two minutes of a big meeting while people join.

  1. Which part of today's agenda are you most curious about?

    • The numbers
    • Team updates
    • The Q&A
    • The poll results, obviously
  2. In one word, how are you feeling about this quarter?

    Open answer, one word
  3. How did you get to work, or your desk, today?

    • Walked to the next room
    • Drove
    • Public transit
    • Bike or on foot
  4. How much coffee did it take to get here?

    • 1 = None at all
    • 5 = I've lost count
  5. Guess how many people are in this meeting.

    • Under 50
    • 50 to 100
    • 100 to 250
    • More than 250
  6. What would you like more of next quarter?

    • Focus time
    • Team events
    • Learning
    • Fewer meetings
  7. Name a team win from the last month in one word.

    Open answer, one word
  8. Which time zone are you in?

    • Pacific
    • Mountain or Central
    • Eastern
    • Outside North America
  9. How long have you been with the company?

    • Under a year
    • 1 to 3 years
    • 4 to 7 years
    • 8 years or more
  10. Should we open every all-hands with a poll?

    • Yes, keep it
    • No, get to the point
  11. What should our next team event be?

    • Trivia
    • A cooking class
    • An escape room
    • A game show
  12. How well do you know what other teams are working on?

    • 1 = No idea
    • 5 = I could present it
  13. Which animal best describes last quarter?

    • Cheetah: fast
    • Tortoise: slow and steady
    • Octopus: hands in everything
    • Bee: busy all the time
  14. Give this all-hands a one-word title.

    Open answer, one word

Which answer format to use for fun survey questions

The format decides how fast people answer and what you can do with the results.

  • Multiple choice. Three or four answers, with the funniest one last. Best for chat polls, because people can vote with one tap and results are easy to count.
  • This or that. Two answers, no middle ground. Fast, and the 50/50 splits start the best threads.
  • 1 to 5 scale. Label both ends with something specific (“laundry pile” to “magazine-worthy”). A scale shows how a group leans, not just who won.
  • One word. An open answer, kept to one word so it stays quick. Put the answers in a word cloud or read the best five aloud.

Need more two-answer questions? We have 100 this or that questions and a list of would you rather questions for work.

How to run a fun poll in Slack, Teams or Zoom

Use what your team already has. None of these needs a new tool.

  • In Slack: post the question with one emoji per answer and ask people to react, or use a poll app if your workspace has one installed.
  • In Microsoft Teams: add a poll to a chat or meeting with the Polls option (it runs on Microsoft Forms), or use emoji reactions the same way as in Slack.
  • In Zoom: the host can launch a meeting poll if polling is turned on for the account. If it isn't, ask everyone to answer in the chat at the same moment.
  • On a slide: show the question with lettered answers and have people type the letter in chat. It works on any platform.

Keep it a habit, not a chore:

  • One question at a time. A ten-question fun survey feels like homework.
  • Same day and time each week, so people look for it.
  • Keep fun polls anonymous or emoji-only. Nobody should have to defend their pizza opinion.
  • Let a different person pick next week's question.

Running a big meeting? A live poll in the first two minutes is one of our all-hands meeting ideas, and the opener questions above were written for it.

How to share results so people see their answers mattered

The result post is half the fun. It's also what gets people to answer next week.

  • Post the result within a day. A poll that disappears teaches people not to answer the next one.
  • Add one line of commentary. “62% of us would rather have four short meetings. Noted.” The comment is what people read.
  • Celebrate the funny minority. Call out the brave three who voted for candy corn. Ribbing the answer, never the person.
  • Act on the small real ones. If the poll says the kitchen needs real plates and you can buy plates, buy plates and say so.
  • Never name individual answers. Share totals, not who voted for what, unless people answered in public on purpose.

When a fun poll should become a real survey

Fun polls warm people up. When you want to know how people actually feel about an event, their workload or the team, ask properly: anonymous, short and with results shared back. Our post-event survey questions show how to write one.

KraftyLab Intelligence does this for you. It has 20 ready-made survey templates, from eNPS to burnout. People answer in the browser with no account, AI summarizes the answers, and you can send any survey to anyone by email. After every KraftyLab event, a short pulse survey goes out automatically to participants with an email address.

Turn survey answers into a game

Survey answers are the whole idea behind Family Feud-style games: guess what most people said. A live host can run one for your team on Zoom by default (Teams, Google Meet or Webex on request). See every virtual game show we host, or get a free quote.

Fun survey questions FAQ

What are some humorous survey questions?

Questions with a funny answer option or a ridiculous premise work best: “Which office supply are you?”, “What's the most overused phrase in our meetings?” or “Pick a name for our team podcast” with options like “Agenda Optional.” Keep the humor about situations everyone shares, never about a person.

What are good fun poll questions for work?

Short questions with two to four answers that anyone can vote on in a second: two monitors or one, who gets the last donut, how your week is going as weather. Quick polls work best as a weekly habit, posted at the same time each week.

What are interesting survey questions to ask coworkers?

Questions that reveal a little about people without asking anything personal: a hidden talent, the kind of book they reach for, the hobby they'd pick up with more time. Offer answer options so it stays quick, and let people skip.

How do you write a good multiple choice survey question?

Ask one thing per question, give three or four answers that don't overlap, and keep each answer short. For fun polls, make the last option the funny one. For real feedback surveys, add an “Other” or “Prefer not to say” option.

How do you make a poll in Slack or Teams?

In Slack, post the question with one emoji per answer and ask people to react, or use a poll app if your workspace has one. In Microsoft Teams, use the Polls option in a chat or meeting, which runs on Microsoft Forms. Both work for the questions on this page.

How often should you run a fun poll at work?

Once a week is plenty for a team channel, and one at the start of an all-hands works well. Post the results within a day so people see their answers went somewhere.

Should fun surveys be anonymous?

Fun polls can be public when the answers are harmless, like pizza toppings. Anything about how people feel about work should be anonymous and run as a real survey, with results shared back and acted on. Our post-event survey questions show how.

From fun polls to real feedback

Send any survey to anyone by email, with 20 ready-made templates and AI summaries of the answers. Or book an hour of hosted games for the team.